notdavestrider:

Asking directly “can we be friends?” to someone is super awkward and puts people in compromising and uncomfortable situations and please don’t do it???

ffrenchtoast:

You all despise me. Kingslayer. Oathbreaker. A man without honor.

viivustakesrequestsmaybe:

Okay, even I didn’t know I wanted to draw this before you suggested it. I HOPE I HAVE DONE THIS GREAT SUGGESTION JUSTICE

Actually I fuckin love all these shitty text posts do mooorree
Anonymous

lmao ok well im glad at ;east someone os enjoying them

You've updated near 9 pages of your blog in 1 australia day with almost pure text posts. This is an accomplishment to be venerated!
Anonymous

im crying tOO MANY TEXT POSTS NOT ENOUGH… ACTUALLY… DECENT POSTS… WEEPS BITTERLY

elkbert:

Its been too long since I last John Egbert, gee. :”B [Fondly reminisces]

MY FUCKING WIFE. LOOK AT HER. FUCKING LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THAT CHEEKY LIL FUCKER GRIN. THOSE CUTE INNOCENT BLUE EYES. THE UNDENIABLE LOOK OF A PRANKING MASTER READY TO POUNCE. MY GOD IM GOING TO KISS YOU

he IS CUTE LOOKING AWWWWW but that lil shit, his teeth looks really sharp

i can assure u, they most certainly are

The reason my cat is called Joffrey

codpiecequeen:

[THROWS LAPTOP OUT THE WINDOW]

also like the cute shortened version of joffrey is joffers and lets be real. how cute is that. how cute is joffers as a name.